pianos

hi
i am here to explain the science behind pianos. They are in fact links to another dimension in which all laws of jelly babies are defied. but what are the laws of jelly babies, you may ask? well, they are simply pieces of mouldy cheese which are the remanents of an aincent galaxy spanning race.

piaonos contain the guardians of gwipapopolu, wheras grand pianos are made of cat turd. i hope you understand.

this was posted by a mad raving lunatic professor of numonologolicalsiphonicology at cambridge (a.k.a. max)